Being a pirate captain for a "short" 40 hours in the Like a Dragon universe is a dream I never knew I had.

Ain't we all just a thick block of tofu caught in the narrow door of life?

I don't even think I ever want to go back to Like a Dragon after spending 85 hours in Infinite Wealth.

Some dreams are worth anything — especially if that dream is a shoe-shaped car that'll catapult you into space someday.